Spanky & Our Gang

The Liter liked to refer to the former Superintendent of the Des Moines Public Schools as Stupid-Intendent.

In light of the sexual e-mails Nancy Sebring sent using her district account and equipment, we've been proven right and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In one e-mail, the Super Freak (pictured sharing the size of her lover's package?) discussed her like of spanking.

Does that mean corporal punishment is coming to Omaha schools?

Topics covered in other e-mails included oral sex, sex toys and anal sex.

Through back channel sources, the Liter was able to uncover this exchange --

Where specifically, is the weirdest place that you personally have ever gotten the urge to make whoopee?

In the ass.

She's a very kinky girl!

MC Hammer was wrong, you can touch this!