I've Got A Rocket In My Pocket

There's a contentious primary among Iowa Dummycrats in House District 73, a part of which includes a portion of the People's Republic.

Clint Black look alike David Johnson and Dick Schwab are on the June 5th ballot.

The Press-Citizen and John Deeth have both written on the race lately, with Deeth noting the battle has gotten nasty enough that the Johnson County Democrats banned primary discussion in their Facebook group.

We're just disappointed not to have read the angle, of the dangle,  Johnson Faces Dick Schwab.

Now that headline's a wiener and the scientific community is united in that fact