Success?

Day 1 of the Dummycrats is done, let's look at who they featured in their lineup.

Harry Reid -- Should have to explain why his Senate hasn't approved a budget since April 29, 2009.

Lilly Ledbetter -- Should be asking President Obama why his White House pays women less than men. She should demand to know why Senate Democrats, including CommieTommie Harkin, pay women staffers less than men staffers.

Rahm Emanuel -- He should have used his time to read the names of all those murdered in Chicago since he became Mayor.

Pat Quinn -- The only nice thing you can say is he's not Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois Governor has pushed through $7 billion in taxes.


Martin O'Malley -- The Democratic governor of Maryland has seen his term marred by job losses, population flight, and crippling ethical scandals.

Under Governor O’Malley, Maryland has enacted more than 20 fee and tax raises and increased government spending in an effort to revive the economy.

The result has been 30,000 lost jobs since O’Malley’s inauguration in 2007—and 30,000 lost taxpayers, many of whom moved to escape higher taxes.

O'Malley's parlayed that in the Keynote Speaker role at CommieTommie's Steak Fry and mentioned as a 2016 candidate.

Julian Castro -- The San Antonio Mayor has failed to reduce crime and improve education, as promised.

These people put the SUCK in Success and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Michell Obama -- Sadly she believes her husband is a "man we can trust" to revive the nation's weak economy.

Honey, if it ain't happened in the first four, it surely won't in the next four!

Michelle also confided that at family dinners in the White House with her and their daughters, the president joins in "strategizing about middle school friendships."

Strategizing middle school friendships?

That sounds like something her husband did to plot a political career.