Monday, September 17, 2012

Baloney Again















It purports to be a steak fry, but every year CommieTommie Harkin's event serves baloney again.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

This year Maryland Governor Martin O'Malley sliced it up and served it thick, even though Attendees said the crowd was a bit thinner than previous years.

O'Malley actually stated, We are the party that grows our economy.

By "economy", O'Malley must be referring to --

An increase of 18 million people, to 46 million Americans now receiving food stamps

A 122% increase in food stamp spending to an estimated $89 billion this year from $40 billion in 2008

An increase of 3.6 million people receiving Social Security disability payments

A 10 million person increase in the number of individuals receiving welfare, to 107 million, or more than one-third of the U.S. population  

Good job Obama, Good job Dummycrats.

Never mind that during President Obama's time in office, Household Income Has Fallen 4.8% and actually fell more in recovery than during recession.

O'Malley continued by crediting President Obama with driving down unemployment levels he inherited from the Bush administration.

Average unemployment, under Bush, was 5.8 percent in 2008 and it has never been below 8 percent during the entire Obama administration, the longest period of sustained high unemployment since the Great Depression.

O'Malley's done such a wonderful job in Maryland --

The Democratic governor of Maryland has seen his term marred by job losses, population flight, and crippling ethical scandals.

Under Governor O’Malley, Maryland has enacted more than 20 fee and tax raises and increased government spending in an effort to revive the economy.

The result has been 30,000 lost jobs since O’Malley’s inauguration in 2007—and 30,000 lost taxpayers, many of whom moved to escape higher taxes.

That's why to Harkin and his istas, O'Malley sounds like a rising star.

O'Malley also said about Republicans, “These guys wouldn’t pass gas if they thought it could help our president accelerate the economy".

Shit, Democrats are so full of it that they want the government to subsidize it.

Dummycrats were also indoctrinated to vote yes on the judges, “There’s some folks here who are trying to use our retention process to scare and intimate Iowa judges and we can’t let that happen”.

Having to be "intimate" with Iowa judges must be a part of the gay marriage ruling that has been overlooked.

The baloney bash included the usual suspects; CONgressmen Bruce Braley, Dave No Sack...err Loebsack and Leonard BOZO-well.

Aspiring CONgressperson Christie Vilsack was there too, as this Des Moines Register photo shows.

That's ASSME President Danny Homan putting the squeeze on Christie, exactly how it will happen if she's elected.

I wonder if she brought a seven layer salad?

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Martin

Meet Governor Martin O'Malley, Dummycrat Maryland.

Quite the dud muffin and the scientific community is united in that fact.

This is the man CommieTommie Harkin selected to keynote his annual Steak Fry two weeks from today, Sunday the 16th.

CommieTommie cares about him because he hikes taxes, one out of five Marylanders will pay more in taxes under Gov. Martin O’Malley’s fiscal 2013 budget proposal.

John Deeth might want to ask him about his proposal to extend the sales tax to digital products, including blogs. 

O'Malley muffed it today, when asked by Bob Schieffer -- “Can you honestly say that people are better off today than they were four years ago?”

O'malley responded, “No, but that's not the question of this election. The question, without a doubt, we are not as well off as we were before George Bush brought us the Bush job losses, the Bush recession, the Bush deficits, the series of desert wars -- charged for the first time to credit cards, the national credit cards.”

Quipped Schieffer: “George Bush is not on the ballots.” 

That's right, it's his Pinterest pal, Mr. 0 and 23 million.

With Household Income Fallen 4.8%, more in recovery than during recession, as well as other economic indicators -- clearly you are not better off than you were four years ago.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Success?

Day 1 of the Dummycrats is done, let's look at who they featured in their lineup.

Harry Reid -- Should have to explain why his Senate hasn't approved a budget since April 29, 2009.

Lilly Ledbetter -- Should be asking President Obama why his White House pays women less than men. She should demand to know why Senate Democrats, including CommieTommie Harkin, pay women staffers less than men staffers.

Rahm Emanuel -- He should have used his time to read the names of all those murdered in Chicago since he became Mayor.

Pat Quinn -- The only nice thing you can say is he's not Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois Governor has pushed through $7 billion in taxes.


Martin O'Malley -- The Democratic governor of Maryland has seen his term marred by job losses, population flight, and crippling ethical scandals.

Under Governor O’Malley, Maryland has enacted more than 20 fee and tax raises and increased government spending in an effort to revive the economy.

The result has been 30,000 lost jobs since O’Malley’s inauguration in 2007—and 30,000 lost taxpayers, many of whom moved to escape higher taxes.

O'Malley's parlayed that in the Keynote Speaker role at CommieTommie's Steak Fry and mentioned as a 2016 candidate.

Julian Castro -- The San Antonio Mayor has failed to reduce crime and improve education, as promised.

These people put the SUCK in Success and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Michell Obama -- Sadly she believes her husband is a "man we can trust" to revive the nation's weak economy.

Honey, if it ain't happened in the first four, it surely won't in the next four!

Michelle also confided that at family dinners in the White House with her and their daughters, the president joins in "strategizing about middle school friendships."

Strategizing middle school friendships?

That sounds like something her husband did to plot a political career.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Under The Influence Of The Meat Puppets

















It's a beautiful day to be firing up the grill, which I'll be doing later at the Not So Vast Right Wing Ranch, for my annual protest of CommieTommie Harkin's Steak Fry.

I guess that means tomorrow will be one of those Meatless Mondays for attendees. 

Hard to believe it was five years ago that we broke the news about Barack Obama not putting his hand over his heart for the National Anthem (Star Bungled Barry) (Obama’s Dis-Heart-ening Behavior).



Governor Martin O'Malley, Dummycrat Maryland, is today's featured lightweight and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In an obvious discriminatory move, students have to show a school ID for their $15 tickets.