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Reelected to his job last November, CONgressman Bruce Braley took the oath of office this month stating that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.

Braley claims to take that oath very seriously, but was able to skip work to be in Des Moines to meet privately with Democrats in the Iowa House and Senate about running for the seat occupied by CommieTommie Harkin.

Today, Braley is back in D.C. to meet with two top Democratic leaders, Harry Reid and Michael Bennet (chairman of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee) about a possible candidacy for U.S. Senate.

At least now he's in the same city as his current job and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Now he just needs to figure out if his March NCAA basketball tournament “Sweet 16” and “Elite 8” $5,000 double-header package is for his current job or the new one he'll be seeking.