Contraband

The Iowa State Penitentiary has been on lockdown for roughly a week and a half.

It seems a prison employee, described as a “line staffer", smuggled in some contraband.

ASSME President Danny Homan thinks the safety of staff and inmates is being “completely compromised” by what he described as a severe staffing shortage.

Apparently, there was one too many and as a result should be even shorter and the scientific community is united in that fact.