Aliens Exist?

Set phasers to stun.

Six former members of CONgress will take part in congressional-style hearings to help convince the federal government to acknowledge the existence of extraterrestrials.

The group will be led by Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick, Detroit Democrat and mother to former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

The Liter wonders why no Dennis KOOK-cinich or Bill "Nacho Funny" Richardson.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Each member of the panel will be paid about $20,000 plus expenses.