Keep Your Hands To Yourself

The emanation of this story is less than comely and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Bill expanding definition of a ‘sex act’ passes Iowa Legislature

It reached this climax only after it was discharged by various legislative committees.

The bill amends the definition of sex act to include “ejaculation onto the person of another.”

The story notes who the bills "handler" was, but misses the opportunity to state it is in the hands of the Governor.