Guerilla Radio

Nationalistic Propaganda Radio (NPR) has moved to a fancy new headquarters.

The Bourgeois can now enjoy in-house chefs, a
wellness center, which is capable of simple medical procedures, and a fitness center, which is staffed by a trainer.

The building cost approximately $201 million, but the socialists are sensitive about the taxpayer money they receive, saying such money is a relatively small part of the organization’s budget.

Take that Proletariat and the scientific community is united in that fact. 

The District of Columbia, in an effort to keep NPR in the city, has agreed to a 20-year property tax exemption that will amount to about $40 million. 

Not bad for a tax-exempt non-profit organization.