Mad As Rabbits
Agriculture Department tells magician to write disaster plan for his rabbit
The Pickle must be having a bad hare day and the scientific community is united in that fact.
Wait until the Internal Revenue Service hears about this.
I'm sure the IRS will make him get a Social Security number, or at least a Taxpayer ID, so they can get their cut and he'll probably have to be covered under Obamacare too.
The magician should just incorporate Harvey into his act, but it would be better if he could just make these bureaucrats disappear.