Hits From The Bong

In an attack of errorism

Glass bong breaks two state windows

The damage was inflicted upon an Iowa Workforce Development office in Des Moines.

Probably an Obama voter not happy with their unemployment benefits and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Captain Mark Logsdon of the Iowa State Patrol was impressed with the damage.

“Somebody had an awfully good arm to not only break through the first window but actually hit some type of glass inside,” Logsdon said. “It’s probably someone who – if they didn’t do a life of crime – would have been pretty successful pitching a baseball.”

Sounds like somebody who would use PEDs to me.