No Brain Damage? How about a pulse?

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has not suffered brain damage, according to a spokeswoman for the band. Rock 'n' roll's ultimate survivor has poked fun at his checkered past by greeting concert audiences with the catchphrase, "Good to be here, good to be anywhere." He looks like he's been dead for the last 30 years!

UPDATE....This appeared in an Aussie paper

The theory that only cockroaches and Keith Richards will survive a nuclear war gained further evidence yesterday when the rock legend walked with his wife days after surgery to remove a brain blood clot.

OY! OY! OY!