Double entendres

Amsterdam's red light district is getting a bronze statue dedicated to prostitutes.

Something else for my new friend Jonah to see when he takes his trip.

The statue represents a self-assured woman, her hands on her hips, looking sideways towards the sky, and standing on a doorstep.

...the statue would be a first of its kind and that it had received the blessing of the city authorities.

The precise place where the statue will be laid and its title have not yet been announced...

I suppose it would be appropriate to lay a statue of a prostitute, but aren't most statues erected?

No word if BUBBA has been invited to the dedication.

In August I mentioned how he told an International AIDS Conference...

Prostitutes "are people, too and they deserve the chance to be empowered to save their lives. To me it's a no-brainer."

That was on the eve of his 60th birthday.

Seems last week someone sent BUBBA a gift, but it ended up clearing a Post Office and caused a visit from a Bomb Squad and the Secret Service.

The package was deemed suspicious because the address was incorrect for the Clinton's Chappaqua residence.

After an X-ray showed no bomb, the box was opened to reveal cookies and they were turned over to the Secret Service.

Box, cookies, Clinton....just like BUBBA, it's too easy!