You can't spell joke without JOhn KErry

From The Washington Times Inside the Beltway column...

"I challenge anyone who makes fun of windsurfing to come out and do it with me and see how long they last."

So declares Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry, in an upcoming interview with Details magazine that hits newsstands Jan. 23.

I can't wait for the snowboarding challenge, remember that son of a bitch Secret Service agent that caused him to fall.

Or biking, when he fell without the Secret Service's help.

Then there's soccer and football (pictured), baseball and hockey....