Thinking with the right head

Thanks to Al Gore, the meat carnivore, I am so going green!

Canadians are now into GREEN SEX, KINKY!

Greenpeace has released a list of strategies for "getting it on for the good of the planet," suggesting "you can be a bomb in bed without nuking the planet."

TreeHugger, an online magazine edited by Ontario's Michael Graham Richard, has just published a guide on "how to green your sex life."

The famed adult store Good Vibrations announced last week they would no longer sell sex toys containing phthalates, controversial chemical plasticizers believed by some to be hazardous to humans and the environment alike.

And throughout Canada and the U.S., people who want to pleasure the planet can now buy everything from bamboo bed sheets to organic lubricant and "eco-undies."

Most environmentalists will agree the mainstream success of the Al Gore vehicle An Inconvenient Truth has helped give climate change the pop-culture sheen it's currently enjoying

...there's even an eco-friendly adult website dedicated to naked vegetarians, appropriately called Veg Porn.

Pleasure the planet ... but please don't smoke after

or

Planet-friendly love-making will make others green with envy.

I'm sure it'll start a whole bunch of new pick up lines, and give guys a new angle when pleading with their significant other.

Make LOVE not EMISSIONS!