How long can you tread water?

I've previously mentioned that my property, The Not So Vast Right Wing Ranch, is like a soaked sponge with the ground squishing when you step on it.

With the rain today, I do believe we're moving into swamp territory and the scientific community is united in that fact.

It made me nostalgic for Bill Cosby's Noah routine, RIGHT!

On the positive side, Chris has always wanted a gazebo in the shape of an ark...That's going to come in real handy!