Fuzzy Math

I didn't get to see the Ragister until late last night and wasn't surprised by this screw up.

In the Tom Latham vs. Becky Greenwald Congressional race they had the vote percentage totaling 101%.

They not only printed this on page 2A of the Metro Edition, but also on 11A.

That new math must have been handled by the circulation/creative writing department and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Three of the four State House candidates I wrote about (On the LOWcal Level) lost.

It turns out going to Dowling, and being married for 35 years didn't help Jerry Sullivan.

Maybe his neighbors knew him, to paraphrase Ed Koch describing how Bella Abzug lost her Congressional seat.

Maxine Bussanmas lost her second straight race and can now focus on her "vast experience as employee and small business owner" where she can "Continue to maintain a balance budget, while providing essential services to all".

There will remain no Doctor in the house as Alan Koslow was flushed by the voters in his first attempt.

I know where he can get a good laxative, make it a suppository.