She Blinded Me With Science

Charles Grassley has found there's a home for deranged scientists at the National Science Foundation.

A senior NFS official spent roughly 20 percent of his work hours, over the course of two years, viewing porn and participating in online chats.

The cost to taxpayers--$58,000.

Let's give them $3 Billion more for stimulation.

"We will restore science to its rightful place"

SCIENCE!

If you don't stop it, you'll go blind and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I guess Biology is one of the natural sciences (AU NATUREL?).

I'm reminded of Sal Mohamed, who was going to solve all our problems with SCIENCE!