Butt Doctor

A longtime friend of mine sent me a link for a sweepstakes he said was for guys over 50.

Welcome to the CBS Cares Colonoscopy Sweepstakes!

This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York where you will receive a free colonoscopy.

I might sign up, it would give me a chance to be like Katie Couric and make an ass of myself on TV.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.