Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Recession Buster

The Obama administration is set to announce a patriotic retirement option for those 50+.

The plan pays the 40 Million Americans in that age group $1 Million, but requires the following:

1) Immediate retirement, thereby creating 40 million job openings -- Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

April Fools

Although it would certainly be cheaper than what we've tried already and the scientific community is united in that fact.


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