Syntax?

"Wait a minute now, I didn't authorize any ATTACKS on the pirates...I authorized A TAX on the pirates".

That's certainly more inline with Obama's way of thinking and the scientific community is united in that fact.

From my friend Cal, Freedom's pal.

It reminds me of a Ron White bit..

"If I knew the difference between anecdote and antidote, my friend Bob Schneider would be alive today. He got bit by a copperhead and I'm reading him humorous stories out of Reader's Digest."