101?

I'm naming myself one of the world's most un- influential people and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I received my copy of Time last Friday, but I'm never in any great rush to waste the few seconds it takes to thumb through it.

When I did decide to peruse the Time 100, I felt like I was thumbing a high school yearbook that the popular kids put together.

It starts with Arnold writing about "Uncle" Teddy and continues with Madeleine Not-So-bright on Hellary.

You've got Gordon Brown on Obama, T. Boone Pickens on Ted Turner and vice versa (you nominate me and I'll nominate you), Glenn Beck on Rush, Alec Baldwin on Tina Fey, Oprah on Michelle Obama.

and so on and so on scooby dooby doo-bee.