The O lympics

It's a good thing there's nothing going on in Washington so the President can jet to Copenhagen to try and help Chicago nail the landing on the 2016 Summer Olympics.

Obama will join his wife, who'll already be there, and Oprah's on too.

O will look like a zerO if ChicagO is a nO gO and the scientific cOmmunity is united in that fact.

It's nice that things are going so well for Chicago that they can afford to guarantee $500 Million in taxpayer funds to cover any operating deficit for the Games.

How ironic is it that $500 Million is also the cities budget shortfall in 2010?

Good to see they've taken care of that "murder capital" of America moniker too.

O wait.

OOps!