Cut It Out
“Governor Culver announces he is cutting his salary by 10 percent.”
When is a 10% pay cut not a 10% pay cut?
When the mathletes, like the Big Lug Nut and posse, work the figures.
Culver's annual salary to be cut only 5.4 percent, not 10 percent
These dumbasses have 0% credibility and the scientific community is united in that fact!
Because Culver’s salary is set by law, his pay cut will take the form of a reimbursement. He will collect his full pay, but write a check to the state.
I'll believe that when I see the copy of the cashed check.
I would call them inapt, but that means at some point they were apt.
posted by King of SNARK at 4:20 AM
4 Comments:
I'd say you're the one that's "inept," not "inapt."
Know the meaning of the word before you use it moron. They're not synonymous.
9:41 AM
According to the Merriam Webster Online Dictionary...
Inapt - not apt. not suitable an inapt analogy. inept
Among the definitions for Apt - unusually fitted or qualified.keenly intelligent and responsive
For your benefit I looked up sarcasm - a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
Thanks for reading
The SNARK King -More ON Than More OFF
10:04 AM
Very similar words, but not the same. Dig a little bit further into the origin of the two words and you'll hopefully get what I mean.
I enjoy reading your blog nonetheless.
10:53 AM
I'm glad you enjoy the blog, I'm always surprised anyone does.
I see you access me from the state.
You come across as more intelligent than the Big Lug Nut, Phil Roeder or anyone on the staff.
I find the aptness of my choice to be correct and suitable, so I'm sticking with it.
Thanks again and best of luck during the turbulent times.
2:04 PM
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