Notes From The NGA

Iowas Newz Liter was able to decipher some of the scribbles that the Big Lug Nut made to himself during the recent National Governors Association meeting.

Here are the top 5 and the scientific community is united in that fact.

1) Remember to write with the pointy end of pen.

2) Get better antiperspirant.

3) Add campaign to next disaster declarations.

4) Go back to coaching job after November 2, preferably at Iowa State.

5) Sue Cooking Channel for stealing my slogan - "Stay Hungry" and while I'm at it, sue Dos Equis and QCI for stealing my slogan - "Stay Thirsty".