Cow Patti

I'm not sure I understand the Friends of Francis Thicke, Dummycrat candidate for Iowa Secretary of Agriculture.

They are sponsoring a contest, with $2,500 in prizes, to make a video to a song called Happy Cow.

The song doesn't mention Thicke, or his candidacy.

Rules do state -- Video credits, at the end, must include


www.FriendsOfFrancisThicke.com

Support FRANCIS THICKE for
Iowa Secretary of Agriculture
pronounced “ticky” as in ticky-tock

music/lyrics: arthur lee land www.arthurleeland.com

How does this help his campaign?

Hardly anyone cares about the credits and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Rules also state that --

Only persons residing in United States who are at least 18 years of age can enter.

Xenophobes.

The contest will be judged by celebrity(?) judges, a couple of which are David Lynch and Des Moines native Stephen Collins.

Other than Hollyweird, TM is what ties these two together and Thicke hails from the Fairfield area.

Here's my submission, a Happy Cow fulfilling its destiny.
















I know it's not a video, it's steak --Mmmm!