Against All Odds?

Maybe I'm just casting lots, but I almost crapped myself seeing
Steve Douche, err Deace laying odds on the candidates at the Iowa Straw Poll.

DEACE: Iowa poll: Last straw for some

To me, the great unwashed and American Infidel, it would be a sin to someone who actually believes the Bible is literally true.

Bingo!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.