Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes?

John Deeth has been doing yeoman's work on the states redistricting changes with his District of the Day.

His dissection of Senate District 22 caught my attention when he noted that Senator Pat Ward would be moving into the district and that she might be challenged by current resident Steve Douche, err Deace.

The showdown has been rumored on other blogs too (Digesting the Iowa map), fueled by Deace's Twitter -- Proposed new redistricting plan leaves my district without a state senator...hmm...

Does it?

Either Deace doesn't know how to read a map, or I don't and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Deace's residence is listed, on the Polk County Assessor's web site, as being West of I-35, South of Colt Drive and East of 60th Street.

Per the redistricting maps at the web site for the Iowa Legislature, Deace lives in Matt McCoy's Senate District 21 and not the open District 22.

But I Could Be Wrong!

Who's Calling?

The Ragister reported this story(?) recently.

Perry denies he supported bank bailout; Deace calls him out

Perry was questioned by a member of the Steve Douche, err Deace Diatribe about Perry's alleged support of the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program, better known as TARP.

Perry's response to the question, "You never supported TARP?", was -- "No ma'am".

As proof of Perry's TARP support, Douche, err Deace offers two videos that cite media reports as ample evidence.

Douche, err Deace must be thinking bosom, when thinking ample, because this evidence makes him look like a boob and the scientific community is united in that fact.

In his role as Chairman of the Republican Governors Association, Perry co-signed a letter urging Congress to pass an economic recovery package.

On that same day, Perry released a statement that said -- “In a free market economy, government should not be in the business of using taxpayer dollars to bail out corporate America."

Lighten Up

The title of this post works on many different levels for Steve Douche, err Deace.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Deace made headlines with an MSNBC appearance in which he  stated --

"This is the problem with Mitt Romney. This is exactly why there was not a second term for President Ford, a second term for George Herbert Walker Bush, a first term for Bob Dole or a first term for John McCain. When the American are faced between a decision of one liberal and liberal light, they always go with the outright liberal every single time".

The Douche, err Deace continued --

"American people will choose the devil the know over the devil they don't".

The main reason these men never got elected, or reelected in the case of George H.W. Bush, had everything to do with the economy.

A poor economy doomed Ford, Bush and McCain and a good economy sunk Dole. 

In addition, Gerald Ford didn't get elected President, in part, because of the anger at the pardon of Richard Nixon.

As for the devil one knows, it was the lack of voter knowledge regarding Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama that were an asset to them.

This Presidential election is quite simple for me

Against All Odds?

Maybe I'm just casting lots, but I almost crapped myself seeing
Steve Douche, err Deace laying odds on the candidates at the Iowa Straw Poll.

DEACE: Iowa poll: Last straw for some

To me, the great unwashed and American Infidel, it would be a sin to someone who actually believes the Bible is literally true.

Bingo!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Big Freakin' Idiot Award

Congratulations to the Blog for Iowa(BFIA) for this first ever award!

Author/Editor Trish Nelson (?) wants readers to submit a complaint to the FCC for a YouBoob video of WHO Radio's Steve Deace.

I'm no fan of Douche, err Deace...but, the FCC is going to reject your claim because it was not broadcast over the public airwaves!

The Form 2000,you gave step by step instructions for filling out, wants to know specifics ( ie; when the programmed aired)

It was shot in the bullpen, jock lounge...at their freakin' desk in April.

Here's a hint for future reference, they'll be talking into a microphone and probably wearing a headset.





















Thanks for wasting the government's time and money, but I know the folks you're fans of don't worry about wasting government money.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I thought about awarding BFIA a Csonka, but I think I'll keep that an exclusive Ragister award.

That's Just Sad

A Straw Poll was recently conducted by The Iowa Republican and WHO Radio's Steve Douche, err Deace.

The Poll's purpose was to state a preference for the Republican nominee for Governor.

It was hyped for over a week by the talk host who has an audience of 250,000 (?) and one of the four best state political blogs.

The results....559 total votes!

That's it?

Underwhelming and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The winner was Bob Vander Plaats.

BVP has received the endorsements of Mike Hucksterbee and Chuck Norris, but couldn't muster enough votes in his previous two attempts for the GOP nomination.

This sucks on so many levels!

Thank God there's time and Dummycrats like the Big Lug Nut, Mike Gronstal and Pat Murphy on the other side.

Sioux City Sue

As the Iowa political world awaits Bob Vander Putz, err Plaats on the Steve Douche, err Deace experience.

I just can't help but think, If BVP were such a magnanimous Christian he would have run his campaign more like Rod Roberts.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Pardon me for being perturbed, but like the identifier of his hometown airport, the attention this three time loser gets SUX.

Radio Nowhere

Steve Douche, err Deace's return to radio has the King of SNARK wanting to ride the radio airwaves as well.

That's why we're announcing -- Liter Later.

We'll be broadcasting all night on AM daytimers coast to coast, border to border and then some.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

I expect the first station we sign up will be KWTF.

However, we'll never be heard on KGB.

Docu, Docu, Docu

A long film was what onetime WHO TV News Anchor Kate Sullivan ended up calling a documentary after she stumbled repeatedly over the word.

I stumbled upon the documentary SPLIT: A Divided America on the Independent Film Channel (IFC) and I tried to nurture it for awhile, but it lost me.

First by interviewing Dave Nagle, maybe if I'd had a couple of beers I could have stayed with it and the scientific community is united in that fact.












Then when they interviewed Radio Talk Host Steve Deace, they had his station listed as KWHO.




















To a former radio person that's blasphemy to get the call letters wrong.

Shit On The Radio

Bob Vander Putz, err Plaats and Steve Douche, err Deace are teaming up for a radio show called Lead or Get Out of the Way.

I vote for the latter and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Phone lines are open at 1-666-WHO-CARES.

These two seem to spend too much time together, in the biblical sense...it isn’t cocky if it’s true.

Take Me To Your Leader?

The Liter took a road trip to Pella, for
The FAMiLY LEADER Presidential Lecture Series, with our friend Cal (Freedom's Pal) to see Herman Cain.

It's expected an Italian boy, and one married to an Italian, seek counsel of The Godfather.

Both of us were eager, I even changed the lyrics to The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.

Herman Cain is his name...

The night he drove Obama out of town and all the people were singing...

We wanted to like Herman Cain, and we do, but just not for President.

Cain was late for the 1:30 p.m. start, but it was explained he viewed Missouri River flooding on the flight from Sioux Center.

Cain was introduced by Bob Vander Plaats, who doesn't know how to use a microphone thereby showing he is truly a Vander Putz.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

You don't hold it down to your stomach and make sure it's turned on when you use it.

You've been around mics enough to know how they work, if not get training from your buddy Steve Douche, err Deace who was in attendance.

Cain took the stage and paced back and forth throughout his talk.

He told the media cameramen they were going to have to work instead of sitting back to drink coffee (or Koffie in Pella).

Later he questioned if the Ragister's Jennifer Jacobs could keep up, as she typed away on her laptop, telling the audience he could slow it down because he is from the South.

I thought Cain was going to channel Richard Nixon when he spoke of the crises facing the country -- energy crisis, a moral crisis, a foreign policy crisis and a "severe leadership crisis in Washington, D.C."

Cain lost me when he said he'd only allow small bills for legislation, 3 pages, as President.

CONgress, has the say in that as they draft legislation, not the President.

I'm not sure if he was trying to beef up credibility in foreign affairs, but citing a long term socialist country, Chile, for solutions to American issues (Social Security and Flex Fuels) didn't seem right.

I'd have to agree with an attendee to Cain's talk in Iowa City, that the candidate is "dynamic" but "simplistic."

The Iowa Republican's Craig Robinson offers his take on the day here.

The FAMiLY LEADER recorded the Pella talk and said the video would be available here.

UPDATE....Shane Vander Hart adds his insight here.

Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

Some Bob Vander Plaats supporters, (Steve Douche, err Deace) enjoyed making fun of Terry Branstad's short bus.

With his defeat for the Lieutenant Governor's nomination, at the Iowa Republican Party convention, it's clear that Vander Plaats is the slow learner and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Vander Plaats, who this spring said --
"I won't need to come back three; four; or even five times to get the job done", is now 0-4 when actually on the ballot.

I'm sure zero for five will be on the way with an ego driven independent bid.

I'd liken him to Harold Stassen, but that would be an insult to Stassen -- because Stassen was actually elected Governor.

Vander Plaats has referred to the "people's voice" in his quest, but he keeps ignoring the voice of the majority of people who have consistently rejected him, instead BVP focuses on the voice in his head.

Vander Plaats actually had the audacity to claim one of his objectives was to unite the Republican Party.

This is why I call him Bob Vander PUTZ!