The World Needs A Drink

The President was prevented from drinking with the press corps in Davenport during his bus tour.

Secret Service keeps Obama from night out

Obama was planning to slip away and join the reporters for a pint or two but was stymied when his Secret Service detail got wind of the plan.

For most Presidents this would be fraternizing with the enemy and the scientific community is united in that fact.

White House staffers, including Press Secretary Jay Carney, were part of the after hours clique.

Obama opined, “I hope Jay picked up the tab.”

Nope, the reporters on the plane quickly retorted in unison.

The President replied, “That’s terrible. That’s shameful”.

There's nothing the media likes more than free booze.