Rama Lama Ding Dong

Current Chicago Mayor, former CONgressman and onetime White House aides to Barack Obama and Bill Clinton, Rahm Emanuel was auditioning for his next gig during his Saturday visit to Iowa for the JJ dinner.

Apparently Emanuel wants to be a comedian because he regaled Iowa Dummycrats with his wit & wisdumb and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Emanuel noted six Republicans were in town for a “Thanksgiving table” event and calling it appropriate because “I’ve never seen a greater collection of turkeys.”

Good stuff.

“I never thought I’d say this: I’m beginning to miss the wisdom of Sarah Palin”.

Stop it you're killing me.

Here are some of Emanuel's funniest lines...

“President Obama believes in an America where hard work pays off, where responsibility is rewarded”.

“the president did not make choices based on politics. He made them because of his principles. He did not make choices for the next election; he made them for the next generation”.

Such a cut up.

Emanuel's best humor happens on the job where he has;

Threatened a lawmaker with swearing and threatening to burn down his house.

Chicago Teachers Union President Karen Lewis had this encounter, “He [Emanuel] got up out of his chair and started cussing at me.” Lewis said the mayor told her, “F--- you, Lewis” and dropped other “f-bombs.”

Here's how Rahm Retaliated Against Bad Press and Rahm can't recall Solyndra deal.

Lastly, the blame for poor treatment of women in the Obama White House lies with Rahm Emanuel.

Daley: The White House's Women Problem Was Rahm's Fault