Misdemeanor

Out of the Capitol of the People's Republic, Iowa City, comes this golden nugget.

At student’s request, Iowa City adjusts law on public urination
Change will separate public urination, defecation charges from indecent exposure

Apparently these whiz kids are pissing away their job chances, as prospective employers were conducting background checks and it's better not to hire them than discharge them later.

The UI Student Government’s liaison to the Iowa City Council said -- “The people that have the employers call on their behalf are the lucky ones. It’s the people who don’t have the people making phone calls I was worried about.”

That's a relief and the scientific community is united in that fact.

You should be worried about the fact you have fools urinating and defecating in public.

Such a waste!