I've Got A Rocket In My Pocket

There's a contentious primary among Iowa Dummycrats in House District 73, a part of which includes a portion of the People's Republic.

Clint Black look alike David Johnson and Dick Schwab are on the June 5th ballot.

The Press-Citizen and John Deeth have both written on the race lately, with Deeth noting the battle has gotten nasty enough that the Johnson County Democrats banned primary discussion in their Facebook group.

We're just disappointed not to have read the angle, of the dangle,  Johnson Faces Dick Schwab.

Now that headline's a wiener and the scientific community is united in that fact

A Better Man?

Dummycrat Statehouse candidate David Johnson claims he promptly returned a campaign contribution from the DuPont chemical company that wasn't meant for him anyway.

State House hopeful returns ‘dirty money’ that wasn’t meant for him

The check was made out to State Senator David Johnson and not intended for House candidate David Johnson.

Later in the story, Johnson claims he will be returning DuPont’s check immediately.

Which is it?

Looks like House candidate Johnson has the political double speak down pat and the scientific community is united in that fact.

House candidate Johnson piously finds “corporate influence on elected officials quite distasteful”.

I guess I would too if my opponent was an incumbent who raised $158,318 in his last election.

I'm sure House candidate Johnson will gladly accept contributions from labor unions and the Iowa Dummycrat Party.

Lastly, is it us, or does Johnson look like Clint Black?