Solid Gold Telephone

It looks like someone has finally brought technology to Leonard BOZO-well.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Washington Free Beacon reports BOZO-well has raked in more than $50,000 since 2002 for hosting a cell phone tower on his property, while sponsoring a number of bills designed to boost rural telecommunications.

Apparently conflict of interest is not in the CONgressman's vocabulary.

Who are we kidding, the word vocabulary isn't in BOZO-well's vocabulary.

I'm thinking the CONgressman will say the story is based on faulty, misleading misinformation,even though it comes from his own financial disclosure filings.