Funny Man

The opening act for Michelle Obama was Iowa's JUNIOR Senator, CommieTommie Harkin.

Commie Tommie crowed to the crowd, “Mitt Romney may not be toast, but he’s getting very close to English muffin territory”.

It wasn't funny, and the scientific community is united in that fact, when he used it the day before at an appearance with Jason Alexander. 

“You know, Mitt Romney is not toast yet,” Harkin said. “But he’s very close to English muffin territory.”

Quit your day job, Commie Tommie.