Friday, October 19, 2012

Bruce's Philosophers Song?

Bruce "Management" Springsteen, also known as The Boss, was in Ames on behalf of President Obama.

In these appearances, "Management" has told attendees he's a “blue-collar kid from a working class home in New Jersey” who “for 30 years I’ve been writing about the distance between the American dream and American reality”.

The reality is that Springsteen's Net Worth is North of $200 Million, which is quite a distance from most of his fans and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Springsteen also related that had General Motors been allowed to collapse, said the man who wrote the song “Pink Cadillac,” “What else would I write about? I’d have no job without that.”

It would be sad to try and struggle along on only $200 Million.

Bruce brought out his latest ditty in support of Team Obama/Biden --

“Forward, and Away We Go!”

I came to Ohio lookin’ for a date
We kissed and I said it was a hell of a state
We made love and it wasn’t so great
Forward and away we go

Smilin’ Joe he really brought the drama
Tuesday Romney was schooled by Obama
(Blank line)
Forward and away we go

WOW, that sucks!

It might be time to quit your day job and see if you can make do on your dough.