Woke Up With Wood

I was watching Killing Lincoln, on the National Geographic Channel, and my wife was reading one of her women's magazines.

Suddenly, Chris began laughing hysterically, or maybe hersterically and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The crass ad, pictured, was the culprit.

This seems like a good place to insert some random quotes from Leave It To Beaver...

Gee Wally, that's swell.

Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver.

Beaver, your mother and I are very disappointed in you.

A man never gets so old, that he forgets how it was being a little boy.