Biting Sarcasm at its best

From The Wall Street Journal's OpinionJournal
Best of the Web Today-by James Taranto


From a statement by Sen. Ted Kennedy on President Bush's veto of the bill to subsidize embryonic stem-cell research:

We will be back again and again and again until we end the cruel restrictions on lifesaving research that are denying hope to millions of American patients and their families.

And nobody is more of an expert when it comes to cruel restrictions on lifesaving.

He usually signs off with...Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.