"Blue Balls, Blue Balls...

It's dollar night at the titty club..."

Thanks to Larry the Cable Guy.

I loved this headline from The Star Press....

Topless bars put under spotlight

It is a Gannett paper so that explains it.

It seems there's a couple of strip clubs in Muncie, Indiana and they are on the hot seat for contributing to crime in their neighborhoods.

What is interesting though is this....

A 2001 study of topless bars in Fort Wayne, conducted by professors at the University of California, showed little difference between offenses reported in the areas around topless bars and other areas chosen for comparison.

In other studies conducted in other parts of the country, Ball State's Eric Kelly found no clear-cut indication of an increase in crime in areas around topless bars.

Who commissioned such a study?

Strip clubs in Fort Wayne or perverted professors in California? Who has the bigger boobs?

How pathetic that these "professors" have to go all the way to Indiana to get their lap dance.

Do they not have strip clubs in Berkeley, or is it because they fear the feminists there?

Also of interest, the article doesn't tell you the background of Eric Kelly and under what pretenses he conducted strip club studies in other parts of the country.

I think he's just in the article so they could use BALL STATE!