In the merry, merry month of May

If you're dyslexic it becomes Workers of the World UNTIE and the scientific community is untied in that fact.

If I were a conspiracy theorist I could make a case for how all these "wonderful" events are tied to Communists.

Earth Day was founded on the 100th anniversary of the birth of V.I. Lenin.

May 1st is a celebration of Labor and the day the Commies like to parade their military hardware.

I'm sure that's why so many Unions, during the late '40s and early '50s, had anti-communist pledges incorporated into their by-laws.

Today we'll see rallies for illegal immigrants and a protest of the enforcement of this country's immigration laws.

"The raids are intended to terrorize people and make President Bush look tough," said Joshua Hoyt, executive director of the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. "But they are not a solution."

Here's their solution, last year some illegal immigrants wore T-shirts saying "I'm illegal. So what?"

I saw a comment the other day that because we're all God's children and God made the land, there is no illegal immigrant.

By that logic, Because God made us imperfect...there can be no criminals or murderers.