Bird Brains

On WHO TV/13's Newscast the two chicks on set have been clucking for Rob Lowe video.

Yesterday they got their wish when the actor killed the Iowa State Bird while golfing in the Principal Charity Classic.

It's easier to hit a hole in one than an Eastern Goldfinch in flight.

Lowe, and his fellow golfers, showed as much remorse as Lowe did after filming his home made sex video with a minor at the 1988 Dummycrat Convention...

As the rest of the players in his group — including Iowa athletic director Gary Barta — broke out in laughter and applause, the 43-year-old actor raised his arms in mock celebration.

"This is my birdie," Lowe said...

The TV talking heads were all chuckling too.

I believe Lowe hit the bird in the West Wing and the scientific community is united in that fact.