Ball Buster

That's what I always call the Nutcracker Ballet.

Along those lines, two businessmen have created a a natural.

The Hillary Nutcracker, which sells for $19.95, is quickly becoming the most Hill-arious joke of the campaign trail.

One wonders what took so long and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The nutcracker box includes supposed testimonials from politicians.

“I can feel Bill’s pain,” reads one quote attributed to Barack Obama.

“Hillary Nutcracker - that’s redundant,” John McCain says.

“No comment,” is all Bill Clinton had to say.

OUCH!