Scare my unborn children

I saw this headline and I immediately knew what it was...

Has a mythical beast turned up in Texas?

A FIBERAL DUMMYCRAT?

Believe it or not, it's much worse.

Read on if you dare...

It was described as a vampire like beast, a blood sucker.

"I've seen a lot of nasty stuff. I've never seen anything like this."

"I think it could have wolf in it. It has to be a cross between two or three different things."

"It is one ugly creature."

And the scientific community is united in that fact.