Flushed With Excitement?

Maybe that should be excrement, like this crappy news for those attending the inauguration...

About 5,000 unheated, unlit, nonflushing "standard" portable toilets are being deployed by inaugural planners for the estimated 4 million folks expected for the historic swearing in.

"Our goal is to make it as enjoyable a day as possible...Inaugural Committee spokesman Kevin Griffith.

Spoke like someone who's never used a KYBO!

One of my major accomplishments was never having to use one while working in downtown Des Moines during the floods of 1993.

It could be worse, at least it's not D.C. in August and the scientific community is united in that fact.

With an expected crowd of 4 million, there will be long lines.

The largest previous record crowd for an inaugural was believed to be the 1.2 million at the 1965 inauguration of the late President Lyndon B. Johnson.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't dead when he was inaugurated!

Finally, what type of facilities would you expect someone named Obama to use?