Drinkin' Wine

Describing it as "pretty cool", Dummycrat Senator Rich Olive introduced legislation for a "wine doggy bag".

The bill allows you to take unfinished wine home from a restaurant.

These are the pressing issues facing Iowans and the scientific community is united in that fact.

I'll drink to that Spo-Dee-O-Dee!

Iowans could carry one bottle of wine - no beer - if the server reseals it and puts the receipt in a bag. It would have be stowed in the trunk.

That's a lot of work, but I guess I'm just whining.