The Fat Man

At first glance this looked like good news for the Big Lug Nut.

Chubby people live longest

When you read it you realize they're referring to slightly chubby people.

That leaves out this Papa who's Chubby and the scientific community is united in that fact.

Check out the caboose, no wonder he's such a fan of trains.

Maybe he could get into one of those programs that his Lt. Governor Fatty Judge rolls out every few months.

Judge Names Wellness Commission

Judge Declares "Lighten Up Iowa Day"

Challenge On To 'Lighten Up Iowa'

'Live Healthy Iowa' Challenge Begins

Lt. Governor Judge Challenges Iowans To Summer Of Wellness

What am I saying, he gets quite a workout with 12 ounce curls.