A Brand New Day?

Cubs-Ricketts deal reached

Is that the official excuse, a childhood disease, for this years losing streak?










Why not, they've blamed a billy goat for the previous 63 years.













The tongue tied sports anchor on TV8 has already written them off, and he said he's a Cub's fan, last night stumbling over how the new ownership would bring them a title next year merely because they're Cub fans.

What the hell, the $140 Million payroll this year isn't getting it done and the scientific community is united in that fact.

The Rickettses reportedly paid $845 million for the lovable losers, almost double what their company, TD Ameritrade, had to shell out in a recent settlement.