Can't Buy Me Love

Failing to spark enthusiasm with his $90 NON- refundable tax CREDIT (Too little, too late) the Big Lug Nut will take to the stage for the third and final debate in the 2010 race for Iowa Governor.

For those who don't want to waste the hour, here's a synopsis of what will happen --

Culver will not answer the questions asked to him and will spend the time bashing Terry Branstad.

The only mystery will be the exact time Culver will break into Sweaty Chetty.

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Culver waited until halfway through the first debate before springing a leak and during the second debate became drenched almost immediately.