Slumdog Millionaire

If I had a Million Dollars, I'd be rich.

It's just a drop in the bucket to Rozanne, err Taxanne Conlin (assets between $12.5 million and $46.8 million) who's trying to buy your love.

The Multi Millionaire trial lawyer is keeping her failing U.S. Senate campaign on life support, and the scientific community is united in that fact, by lending it $1 Million.

Pull the plug Grandma!

Sure hope she doesn't short any staffers or neglect her bills before she pays herself back.