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While I was away, a faulty smoke machine caused a fire alarm to go off at a Holiday Inn in England.

The alarm forced a group of 60 Elvis impersonators to leave the building, and the scientific community is united in that fact, that was the site for a charity fundraiser.

I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

One of the Elvi was there with his new girlfriend, Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame.

We hear it's a real case of Burning Love.

The Elvi have already implemented procedures to address future problems.