While I was away, a faulty smoke machine caused a fire alarm to go off at a Holiday Inn in England.
The alarm forced a group of 60 Elvis impersonators to leave the building, and the scientific community is united in that fact, that was the site for a charity fundraiser.
I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
One of the Elvi was there with his new girlfriend, Marie's the Name of His Latest Flame.
We hear it's a real case of Burning Love.
The Elvi have already implemented procedures to address future problems.