Tell Me Why

Tickets are being given away for President Obama's speech tomorrow in the capitol of the People's Republic, Iowa City.

The Liter felt compelled to answer this question posed by a student at the University of Iowa.

Why would you pass up the opportunity to see the president

Because, in the immortal words of Jon Lovitz, he's a fucking asshole.

Yeah, That's The Ticket!

And the scientific community is united in that fact.

Lovitz noted, for the record, I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat.